A conversation that has been going on for almost ten years now:
Me: It’s delightful, but there’s just not enough room for Things, if I decide to take a road trip. Maybe as a toy car.
Me: Oh, hey, that’s pretty sweet. Love the barn doors. But still, I’ve been playing designated driver a lot, and wrestling my friends into the back with only two doors sounds like not a lot of fun.
Me: Yeah, but it’s taller. The handling’s just not the same. It’s nice, but it feels more like a crossover than a go-kart.
MINI: Cooper 4-door!
Me: Hey, that’s cool! Oh, man. That’s really cool! I kinda miss the barn doors on the—
MINI: Second-generation Clubman!
Me. You guys, cut it out. This is almost perfect, but you know what I really like about my Element, is—
MINI: Clubman ALL4!
Me: Okay, fine, TAKE MY MONEY, is that what you wanted me to say? Are you happy now? TAKE MY MONEY!